phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(Source: chemkitt)

thepoeticrebel:

Lmfao

thepoeticrebel:

Lmfao

(Source: davidurbanke)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

maxxxie74:

zombiesandporn:

 

georgetakei:

Please. Someone make this happen. Please. http://ift.tt/1pE5oFL


no, seriously. this would be awesome. like, if the contestants are able go two months living under 100% biblical laws, then the producers will give them $30,000 each. 
but if the contestants break the rules, or back out of the show, then THEY have to donate 10,000 to a marriage equality organization.
at some point somebody is going to break a rule that, by biblical law, is punishable by stoning. so the rest of the contestants have to make the choice of forfeiting the contest, or stoning the person to death. if they stay, the producers have them arrested for attempted murder.  
win/win!

It got better!

maxxxie74:

zombiesandporn:

 

georgetakei:

Please. Someone make this happen. Please. http://ift.tt/1pE5oFL

no, seriously. this would be awesome. like, if the contestants are able go two months living under 100% biblical laws, then the producers will give them $30,000 each. 

but if the contestants break the rules, or back out of the show, then THEY have to donate 10,000 to a marriage equality organization.

at some point somebody is going to break a rule that, by biblical law, is punishable by stoning. so the rest of the contestants have to make the choice of forfeiting the contest, or stoning the person to death. if they stay, the producers have them arrested for attempted murder.  

win/win!

It got better!

(Source: dutchster)

marcys-mareep:

adventure time literally explaining colonialism in 30 seconds

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore


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(Source: kryptoniall)

frckhxran:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

"did Herbert have to shave before meeting you?"

(Source: craicalaic)

threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck

(Source: inthelightinthesound)

studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

leeroyjenkz88:

Dumb animals

(Source: thecutestofthecute)