I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.
do u realize that if u marry this nhl player u love so fricken much u can’t call him by his nickname u have to call him by his first name u cant be like “jvr will u pass the bread” that’s ur husband
….speak for yourself i’ve called all my boyfriends by their nicknames. or last names. like bitch you married the dude you can call him whatever you want
"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"
this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet
where do we draw the line
maybe it’s the way he walked
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
"If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel."
cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink